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The latest antic from Tom was too good not to tell you about, though he may kill me if he see this.

Tom & Jerry went out drinking one night recently and arrived home somewhat worse for wear.  Jerry went straight to bed but Tom, who always develops a late night case of the munchies after he has been drinking, decided he wanted to eat that great culinary delight, frozen fishcakes.  At 4am.  I am sure I am not the only one thinking that if you choose to eat such awful things, you deserve all you get.  Mind you, we are talking about the man who accidentally scooped up bird's poop from a table and ate it, so...

Anyway, having taken out his frozen fishcakes and placing them next to the frying pan whilst it heated up, he sat down to anticipate his early morning snack (yes are you already sensing where this is heading).

Tom, who by this point was also naked (who the heck cooks fishcakes naked?) was woken from his drunken sleep by wild banging and shouting at the front door and almost unable to breathe as his room filled with noxious smoke.  Tom sprinted for the frying pan which contained not fishcakes as you are all imagining, but the melted remains of his plastic spatula, which he had placed in the frying pan instead of the fishcakes!  Whilst the banging and shouting continued at his door, Tom threw the frying pan and spatula remains into the sink and ran cold water on it.  He opened the windows, grabbed a towel (and at this point, let us hope it was not one of those teeny tiny hand towels) to cover his er..modesty, and opened the front door trying to look as nonchalant as possible.  The condo's guard fell into the room looking for a fire as the smoke had set off the smoke alarm in the guard's room.  He was none too happy and gave Tom a telling off.  Well as it was in Thai Tom didn't actually know it was a telling off, but given the circumstances and the tone, he guessed the guard wasn't complementing him on his fetching towel attire.

Well, to give Tom his due, he did buy the guard a bottle of whisky by way of apology.  Now some of you may be thinking, well what happened to Jerry?  He slept through the whole thing!