John Falls For Norah's Dubious Charms

Part IX of The Battys

We have had some more trouble with Norah over the last week.  As you know, our friends came to stay with us, and almost immediately, it became clear that John and Norah liked each other.  Now under normal circumstances that would have been okay, but John is a married man.

You can see that Norah made the first move.  Just look at the shameless way she got all cosy with John.  Mind you, dressed like that, it is no wonder that he fell for her dubious charms.

Before long John and Norah were necking on the sofa.  Just look at that hussy on his lap.  And that John was no better than he should be (what does that mean anyway?), just look where he has his hand.  Disgusting - and him a married man and father of three.

To complicate things further, Alan was not too happy that John was muscling in on his 'bit on the side' and doing it so brazenly.  Inevitably, they came to blows over Norah, and she just stood there and laughed.  The fight was caught on camera if you want to see it.

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 In the end, John and Alan decided to share Norah.  What???  A menage-a-trois under my roof, that didn't involve me??!  Get your hands off her fluffy parts you disgusting perverted men.  Believe me, Sarah was even more angry than I was, and was screaming with rage.

I'm sorry to have to admit it, but Sarah and I just couldn't take this any more and we both snapped. At the same time.  AND with knives in our hands.

I mean, what would you do, if you came into the room and found your husband and another man, canoodling with Norah?  Why, it's enough to drive a girl batty!