Alan woke up this morning to find that his eyelid has almost covered his eye. I am now taking bets as to whether it closes completely in time for his birthday tomorrow. Honestly, would you go on holiday with someone looking like this?
I'm still getting very hurtful comments about how Alan did this, and I want to state here and now,
I DID NOT DO THIS TO HIM! Oh and before you ask, yes he will be having a shave before we go. He is not going to use this as an excuse to grow a holiday beard!
We believe you Kim. Although Alan if you do need one of our ThudGuard helmets (shameless plug) we do offer them in adult size. We also sell a specially adapted rolling pin pad for households where the cooking classes get particularly rowdy. Alternatively we can recommend a night out with Rob and you will get another keeker to match and no one will think there is anything out of the ordinary. Enjoy the trip to Penang. Tom and Jerry
ReplyDeleteOh Poor you, Alan. I'm sure by the time you read this that you will be feeling lots better. chris
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